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Boo Day Celebrations Biggest Yet
This year’s Boo Day Celebrations may just be the biggest yet claims respected Boo Party MP, and Head Official of the Boo Day Organisation Committee, Edward Fury, who only recently left Hospital after foiling an attempt to blow up Parliament, that some people believe was instigated by none other than the Evil of Evils, CommonCold0. “With the previous year spent under the thrall of an Economic Recession created by the follies of Evil Capitalist Parties, there is a continuing rise of support for our Glorious Supreme Leader.” He stated in a press conference. “As a result, we have received much support for this event from those who would not normally offer their help. Thanks to their kind donations, we’re able to bring Ostentia a celebration far grander in scale than ever before.”
Among the events promised is a Firework display done entirely in shades of red and pink that will start at 7:00 PM this evening. The Boo Party are hosting a special event in the House of Commons Restaurant and renowned chef Gordon Sheepsey, who is rumoured to be a relative of the former speaker of the House Ten Thousand Fists, will be providing the food. All members of parliament, including the Dark Lord of Evil and infamous Kitten Hater, CommonCold0 and even CJMiller, who destroyed Boohistory’s house last Boo Day are invited.
Interview with Boohistory!
The Apeiron Argus was lucky enough to get a few moments with The Enemy of Capitalism, Made of Communism, Friend of Kittens, Respected Politician, International Hero, All-Round Awesome Person, Undisputed Supreme Leader of the Boo Party, Kindest Most Equal Person on the Planet and Friend of Kittens, Boohistory, on this special day:
Reporter: Miss Boohistory, Miss Boohistory! Can we have an interview with your about today's Boo Day Celebrations?
Boohistory: Alright!
Reporter: As you are no doubt already aware, Edward Fury has made the claim that these will be the biggest celebrations yet thanks to the kind donations of many Ostentions, do you have anything to say on that?
Boohistory: I will be iniviting as many poor people as I can to The House of Commons Restaurant today, and feed them with said money. I do not lavish pleasanties upon myself!
Reporter: That's a very wonderful plan Miss Boohistory. Right, second question, Mr. Fury has already spoken of a Fireworks display this evening, not to mention the usual party, do you know anything else that may be in store for us?
Boohistory: An enormous mustache shaped cake and a folk dance band.
Reporter: Intriguing... You are aware, of course, that as of last year, Boo Day has become popular in many other countries, what is your opinion of this now far-reaching popularity?
Boohistory: I am glad that the Boo message is getting out there. We have been working hard to ensure our pamphlet fly bys actually hit populated areas this month.
Reporter: Fabulous... And now a more serious question. With CommonCold0's recent resignation, or as Inevitable has called it, "escape" from the House of Commons following a democratic debacle that almost brought Ostentia into a state of active rebellion, and then followed by a failed attempt to blow up Parliament, which some have claimed was the work of CC0, what do you think the Future of Ostention Politics will see from your Arch-rival?
Boohistory: On my last doplomatic mission to CC0 Mansion, i "noticed" several documents mentioning somthing called "frunkeneee" I am not sure what this is, but i expect its something diabolical and moniclesqe
Reporter: This is very disturbing, though I'm sure everyone will be gladdened by news that you are attempting to seek peace with your nemesis through diplomacy.
Boohistory: yes, although i have found a few money bombs in my handbag after exiting the mansion.
Reporter: Dispicable. Well, thank you for that Miss Boo, I'll just go and get this published.
Boohistory: Righto, have a nice evening.
Boo Labs Curiously Quiet
Despite a sudden rise in Boo Labs Patented Boo Day Celebration Moustaches sales (with brand new choice of colour scheme!), first sold this time last year, little has emerged from the tightly sealed lips of Boo Labs spokespeople this year. According to rumours they may be planning something big this evening. We shall have to wait and see.
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