This is the parliamentary question time for questions to the Minister of somehow getting into 7 cabinets in a row.

Members of the Commons may question the Minister of somehow getting into 7 cabinets in a row on any issue relating to his department. Each member is limited to one question per week.

This House recognises HRH King Zog II as the Minister of somehow getting into 7 cabinets in a row, and requests that he answers all questions posed to him.

This House recognises DynamoJax as the Leader of the Opposition, and as such grants him the right to ask six questions per week.

The government may only be asked to answer one question at a time - no new questions may be submitted until the previous one has been answered. If the government does not answer, action may be taken by the speaker of the commons.

I therefore open this session with the following question:

Will the Minister of somehow getting into 7 cabinets in a row please tell us of his department's aims for this session of parliament?

A warm chair, a nice cuppa and a nap

That is all.

I thank the minister for his answer and open this session to the house.

How does the Minister of Longevity, with no previous Longevity experience apart from the one he is experiencing right now, expect to sustain his longevity with such little experience?!

WHAT? Speak up ya young whippersnapper!

Point of order!

If the minister is too deaf / too old to fulfill his duties and answer his questions, I demand he stands down from the Minister of Longevity!

Order! Order! I kindly ask the young whippersnapper to speak up for the benefit of the minister.