Earlier today, explosives were detonated at Green Bee Media's two principle printing presses, thus knocking out the production of Vox Valaxia as well as several smaller leaflets and such. Thankfully, at the time a tea break was being held, and no-one was killed, or even injured. Sadly however, this means production of one of Ostentia's best-loved newspapers will have to cease until the presses can be repaired or replaced. We believe this to be a targetted attack on one of Ostentia's premier news source, possibly by those out to do direct harm to our nation (ie, Assym), in order to deprive the Ostentian people of news and advice. We advise all citizens to remain calm and resolute in the face of danger, and hope to get the newspaper up and running as soon as possible!

Cieran Douglass, CEO, Green Bee Media

[OOC: I cba to do the newspaper today, and to expect updates next week is to widely overestimate my ability to do stuff. First week of uni and all that. I figured explosions would help with the sim too :) ]...

The Weekend Times plc hereby offers to print Vox Valaxia on behalf of Green Bee Media Ltd.

We respectfully decline, but thanks anyway.

[OOC: I'm taking a break from it, just let it lie :P ]...