
EPIPHANY:- The Centrist Conservative Party announced today that there will be private security detail surrounding senior members and party leader, Lord Wallace Buttersworth. "I've had to undertake this unorthadox security method as there has been no additional security provided to Ministers of Ostentia by the 'National Government' in the wake of my brother, Sir William Buttersworth's disappearance and attempted assassination on DynamoJax," he went on say, "I've had my UCCR security detail come to Ostentia for the upcoming weeks to ensure nothing untoward happens to myself, or members of the CCP".
"I'll also be extending this offer to the Coalition members, and AAPA leader, Kay "DynamoJax" Jackson". Lord Wallace Buttersworth noted, "whilst I'd love to finance and support this level of security for all Ministers, at this time the logistics of having my security detail cover all members is too difficult".
"I wish all Ministers all the best, and lets pray that there will be no further attempts on any of our lives, and all the best in the upcoming election".
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