This is the parliamentary question time for questions to the Social Affairs Minister.

Members of the Commons may question the Social Affairs Minister on any issue relating to his department. Each member is limited to one question per week.

This House recognises Lord Davies as the Social Affairs Minister, and requests that he answers all questions posed to him.

This House recognises that there is no Shadow Minister for this department.

The government may only be asked to answer one question at a time - no new questions may be submitted until the previous one has been answered. If the government does not answer, action may be taken by the speaker of the commons.

I therefore open this session with the following question:

Will the Social Affairs Minister please tell us of his department's aims for this session of parliament?...

Following the boo partys coup, and the current situation with the northern menace, I feel that the people of ostentia need to be assured that they are safe, and their happiness must be preserved.