Citizens of Ostentia, thank you for your interest in this matter.

Our Glorious Nation has been through rough times, with worse sure to come thanks to the discovery of a new Northern Menace. Other Parties use the Evils of Capitalism to destabalise our nation and leave it open to foreign invasion.

The monstrosities commited by the Progressive Conservative Party, of which that paradigm of Evil, CapitalistCold0 himself is a member, has managed to pass yet more meddling legislation, such as the Private Property Protection Bill. People, do not be fooled. This legislation does not protect your rights. It does not render you safe. It merely interferes with the effectiveness of the government, while securing the ill-earned profit of the corporate fatcats the Progressive Conservatives are merely puppets of.

These parties have forged treaties with fellow Evil Capitalist nations, and while we should all stand united against this menace, the Boo Party feels that the Evil Capitalist parties will lead our country to ruin.

The Boo Party is pledged to stop all this.

Plans are already in motion to save Ostentian men and women from the horrors war would inevitably bring.

The Boo Party wants to save lives.

Trust in Boo and remember, a vote for Boo, is a vote for you.